ultimateisbetter:

I swear there’s a conspiracy 

ultimateisbetter:

I swear there’s a conspiracy 

- Does this look like a partner to you?

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officialfrenchtoast:

"im here to apply for a job"

"hey arent you the girl who poured all the food that you could find in your house on your hair while in the shower with Toxic playing in the background?"

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10knotes:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.


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10knotes:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

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Jarvis Cocker as Petey on Fantastic Mr. Fox